HOW IM HANDLING 2012
August 2012
256 posts
HOW OLIVE OIL TASTING ROOMS GET PRIME REAL ESTATE DOWNTOWN STILL BAFFLES ME
WHEN YOUR FRIEND SAYS NO TO BRUNCH
#ASHEVILLEPEOPLEPROBLEMS
THE STANDARD GREETING
WHEN YOU CANT TELL IF SOMEONE IS HOMELESS OR A HIPSTER
July 2012
242 posts
THERE'S A TRADER JOE'S COMING?!?!?!? WHEN, WHERE??? #THIS IS AMAZING!!
Yes, on Merrimon, I forgot when. Enjoy
WHATEVER COMES OUT OF FRANKLIN GRAHAM'S MOUTH
MY NEW ASHEVILLE BUSINESS VENTURE: CATS GIVING MASSAGES
MY OLD DORM ROOM
YOUR ONE FRIEND WHO GOES TO EVERY CONCERT, SHOW, MUSIC FEST.
PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT TRADER JOES COMING
LETS GO EAT AT KU...
FINDING YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND
YOUR ONE FRIEND WHO GREW UP IN LEICESTER
FINDING NEW FRIENDS, PART VIIII
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY DON'T MIND THE BB&T BUILDING DOWNTOWN
TALKING WITH MY LIFE COACH
FINDING A BEER IN THE BACK OF YOUR FRIDGE AFTER A BLIZZARD
WATCHING THE TOURISTS PLAY ON ANY OTHER DAY BESIDES THIRSTY THURSDAY
PREPARING FOR A DATE
HAVING ANOTHER CLASS AT UNCA THAT YOU NEED TO DO SERVICE LEARNING
THE WEIRD CREATION MUSEUM BILLBOARD IN WOODFIN
BECOMING AN ART MAJOR AT UNCA
WHAT YOU THINK IT WILL BE LIKE:
AFTER TWO SEMESTERS:
WHEN SEEING THESE THINGS AS NORMAL
WHEN YOUR FRIEND STARTS SAYING "I HEARD THAT ON NPR THIS MORNING"
THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE AT BELE CHERE
WHEN YOUR FRIEND WONT TELL YOU WHERE YOU ARE GOING ON THE PARKWAY
WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR FRIENDS AT BELE CHERE
WHEN AN ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT IS FINALLY COMING
WHEN MY MOM ASKS ME IF I DO DRUGS
WHEN PEOPLE ARE TOO OBSESSED WITH RAISING THEIR OWN CHICKENS
WHEN I GO TO AN EVENT FOR THE FREE BEER
Have we danced before?
I’ve danced with everyone in town. So, yes.
WHEN I GRADUATED FROM UNCA
EVERYTIME I GO HIKING AT CRAGGY
WHEN IM UPSET WITH CITY COUNCIL STUPID DECISIONS
PEOPLE THAT HATE ON CONTRA DANCING
WHEN SOMEONE HALF ASSES IT AT A POT LUCK
WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME ITS OKAY TO PARK HERE AND I GET TOWED ANYWAY
APPROACHING A MASSIVE TRAFFIC JAM ON I-26
DECIDING TO DRINK AT EVERY BAR DOWNTOWN DURING BELE CHERE
WHEN SPIRITEX HAS WEIRD DRESSES
HOW I FEEL WHEN I DRIVE DOWN THE SWERVY LANES ON I-40 EAST TO OLD FORT
THINKING BACK TO MY PHASE AT UNCA WHERE I DIDNT SHAVE
THE WEIRD LETTERS TO THE EDITOR IN MTNXPRESS/CITIZEN TIMES
WHEN THE WILD TURKEYS ALWAYS TRY TO COME IN MY YARD
PEOPLE THAT SAY HENDERSONVILLE/WAYNESVILLE/BLACK MOUNTAIN HAS SOMETHING BETTER THAN ASHEVILLE
HAVING A PARTY INSIDE OF INGLES
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME ABOUT FITTING IN
