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gummibearsinc asked: Why are you so awesome??? Just wanted to say that I am so glad I stumbled on your site. As a native New Yorker making the move to Asheville, I've been a bit apprehensive about the dating scene after my friends warned my straight ass that I better get into bearded men or a lil' bi-curious if I don't want my sexual activity to plummet. I fear they may be right, but your site is adding tremendous humor to the situation. Are there any sexy southern gentleman left in Asheville or are they extinct?

Yes, your friends are correct, you must be open to bearded men or bi-curiosity. I mean a little bi won’t hurt you like 2x a month or so just to get warmed up to the gentlemen. I don’t believe any sexy southern gentlemen exist here, but if you find two, keep one and send one my way.  Maybe I should start a non-sketchy dating service here? Another blog idea! Yes! ….thanks for reading! 

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